Monday, March 3, 2014

Dear Hardees

Dear Hardees,
I hate you.  Your commercials are ridiculous.  And disgusting.  I was in the kitchen the other day and I glanced into the living room.  Know what I saw?  this.  Actually, this isn't the one I saw, but it's close enough.  I saw boobs.  Massive amount of cleavage.
I think out of all the commercials that target men, and only men, your commercials are the worst.  This.  This.  Because nothing says good food like a woman simulating... certain sexual acts with a smoked sausage from her delicious breakfast sandwich.  Nice.



 Of course, they wouldn't be able to make commercials like these if the woman in them would say no.
But really.  I'm not trying to sound like some crazy women are people too type of person, but seriously.  How about let's sell the fact that your food tastes good, not that you can find hot super models who take a bite of your sandwich and go throw it up later.